#16.3

Dagens skratt nr. 2!



(337): but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?


(206): If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh

(781): WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
(339): Oh yeah that.

(949): so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"


(720): i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

(925): Wait, how do girls masturbate?
(1-925): I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
(925): ..how does it fit?



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