#24.4
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(416): that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
(224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
(416): that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
(224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
(647): Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
(404): she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
(+61): She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
(+61): She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
(206): I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
(615): i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
(412): I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
(267): You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
(267): You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
(818): I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
(937): she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
(306): I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
(360): nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
(678): Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
(678): Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
(505): And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
(586): it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
(Latt en av dom basta pa lange! Hahaha)
(704): "Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
(Latt en av dom basta pa lange! Hahaha)
(704): "Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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