#98.5 - Texts From Last Night!

Har kommer en gammal going som jag vet har varit saknad!

 

(931):

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
(1-931):

Wtf? What happened?
(931):

Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.


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(310):

it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.


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(630):

He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out
on a bench in the lobby.

When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets.
No phone, no ID just muffins.


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(847):

she complimented my bra when we were hooking up.

this lesbian thing has its upsides

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(201):

i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover.
give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom.
happy vday baby.


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(949):

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
(1-949):

are you seriously doing this over text message
(949):

hahaha no, but i am dumping you.


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(315):

You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's
bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.


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(860):

Sry I left before you woke up.

The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean.
PS Somebody threw up on your dog


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(503):

So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.


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(914):

getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you,

now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.


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Postat av: Alina

hejhej, du vet nog inte vem jag är hehe..undra bara om du kunde logga in på blogg.se igår? för för mig strulade det hela dagen.



Kramar

2010-02-16 @ 13:58:09
URL: http://musicrecord.blogg.se/
Postat av: Carrou & Rudolph

Sv: hahaha bra citat :D



Ja det är galet snyggt ! Kram

2010-02-16 @ 13:58:23
URL: http://carrou.se
Postat av: Henrik

hej altl bra med dig?:)



vad gör du idag?

gillar du semlor?:P kommentera gärna min blogg

2010-02-16 @ 15:56:34
URL: http://hennriksvensson.blogg.se/
Postat av: josefin

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2010-02-16 @ 17:01:15
URL: http://josefinerlin.blogg.se/
Postat av: Sara Enberg

jättefin blogg hörru! :)

2010-02-17 @ 12:40:21
URL: http://saraep.blogg.se/

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